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Yahoodi Sazish Is To Blame For Us Not Finding Oil

Yahoodi Sazish Is To Blame For Us Not Finding Oil


If you hadn’t heard, offshore drilling at the Kekra-1 site near Karachi has found no reserves of oil and gas, according to an official of the Petroleum Division.

This was a big disappointment for the government, as they had expected massive amounts of oil and gas reserves to be found within the region. However, a couple of days later, our Prime Minister had some news about where the oil went. “Yahoodi Sazish has stuck again. We have been trying to gain access to this reserve for some time now but little did we know that the Americans had already taken it.”

According to the government, while many people thought the Iraq and Afghanistan War were about oil reserves in those countries, it was actually about gaining access to our oil reserves. Rather than go directly into our country, the “Yahoodi Sazish” invaded neighboring countries to distract the world, and us, from their true intent.

This isn’t the first time they have tried to come for our oil. Their imposition of the Shah of Iran was done on the deal of guaranteeing access to our oil reserves. However, when Iran deposed the Shah, that deal was finished. During this period, they have gotten about half of our reserves. But that wasn’t enough. You know how the Yahoodi Sazish is, always greedy.

So they planned and planned, and eventually they heard about this anti-US dude name Osama Bin Laden. They trained him to fight their war against the Soviet Union, got him disenfranchised with them, and then blamed him for an attack on their soil that they did carried out themselves. He was even more than happy to take the blame for it, as it got earned him celebrity status, which is all Osama Bin Laden ever wanted.

Now the government of Pakistan is raising their voice in the international community, but no one is listening. The Yahoodi Sazish and their lobby has figured out a way to suppress dissent and control everyone, including the Lizard people who run the Illuminati. In this world, weaker countries do not stand a chance against the tyranny of the world. They create systems that only favor the few, by exploiting the many. How is our economy and government to thrive if this is the world we live in?

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