In a surprising turn of events, Faisal Vawda has finally done something of significance.

On a talk show today, Faisal Vawda decided to stop hiding behind his plastered mask and revealed his turn identity-THE JOKER. While talking about crime in his home town in Karachi, Faisal decided he had enough of it and said that it’s time for some vigilanty justice.

Downing his traditional pale face, Faisal showed the world who the killing joke truly was.

According to Vawda’s theory, anarchy will set order. While explaining hi villianeous manifesto, Vawda said that if you killed 5000 people and hung them on the street, crime in Pakistan will stop. He would go onto say, “Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos.”

After seeing his co-panelists’ horrified reaction to his rant, Vawda/joker just said, “Why so serious?”

Many were pretty surprised by his revelation, with many thinking he’d turn out to be Batman instead. “Given that he already has the Batmobile, I assumed he was Batman.” said a random bystander.

His revelation set Karachi into madness. Now, let’s just hope that Batman decides to show up to this shitshow of a party.  

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