“My lawyer kept on telling me that Trudeau might not win so apply quickly but then I saw that he won I was like let’s call up our lawyer! His line was continuously busy, so we came hurriedly to his office only to find out it’s closed and he himself has immigrated to Canada.”
However, not all Pakistanis are happy about the ease with which people are getting their immigration, they are complaining about every Tom, Dick and Harry getting a PR card. One person said that even his cook got his PR card and has already flown to “Kanayda”.
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