Ex-President Mamnoon Hussain, who was famously irrelevant in his time as the President of Pakistan, is reported to still be pretty much irrelevant. According to sources, he reminisces the time when at least he was being noted to have a fine taste in Dahi Bhallay.
Mamnoon has also reportedly been known to attend nearby school ceremonies unannounced and make himself the Chief Guest. “Sometimes there is a morning assembly going on, and he’ll just go and say I am the chief guest of this assembly, but what’s even sadder is, nobody usually has any idea who he is,” his friend confined in us.
*This is a work of fiction and random thoughts, please take it as such.