After announcing his recent travel itinerary, the Federal Minister shared that he would be taking Rooh Afza, Matai and a bag of “white powder” from the Prime Minister’s private collection as a gift to the moon people. He noted that no other government has been able to establish contact with the moon people, but none of them had the hospitality Pakistanis do.
He goes on to add that we must fight for the moon people, otherwise India will go before us claim the free land.
The minister is most excited about the idea of building the inaugural Imran Khan Stadium on the dark side of the moon. “I have heard that there is a lot of corruption on the moon. And the reason for it is that they have nothing there. They need tabdeli!” stated Fawad said.
Shireen Mazari has not tweeted anything about the Minister’s plans about going to the moon. The general public has been grateful for that for the most part.
The previous government has tried and failed to make proper contact with the Moon. Shahbaz Shairf tried to push for a plan to build the Ring road connecting Lahore to the Moon, but his plans were rejected.
Nawaz Sharif even tried to hide property there, something we found out during the Panama Leaks. Zardari’s regime did the biggest blunder though, when they sent PM Yousaf Raza Gilani with a large check. However, the check was not signed, insulting the moon people.