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Fawad Chaudhary Wants To Be The Second Muslim Man To Land On The Moon

Fawad Chaudhary Wants To Be The Second Muslim Man To Land On The Moon


After reminding everyone that it was SUPARCO that sent the Hubble to the moon, Fawad Chaudhry cannot wait to be the second Muslim to go to the moon, after Neil Armstrong.

Fawad Chaudhry, Pakistan’s Federal Minister for Science and Technology, is looking forward to hearing the Azaan on the Moon.

After announcing his recent travel itinerary, the Federal Minister shared that he would be taking Rooh Afza, Matai and a bag of “white powder” from the Prime Minister’s private collection as a gift to the moon people. He noted that no other government has been able to establish contact with the moon people, but none of them had the hospitality Pakistanis do.

When the Minister was questioned if it would be better for us to focus on Pakistanis, he answered, “Who cares about what is happening in Balochistan or Waziristan, we want to offer citizenship to the moon people!”

He goes on to add that we must fight for the moon people, otherwise India will go before us claim the free land.

The minister is most excited about the idea of building the inaugural Imran Khan Stadium on the dark side of the moon. “I have heard that there is a lot of corruption on the moon. And the reason for it is that they have nothing there. They need tabdeli!” stated Fawad said.

He added, “with our state-of-the-art stadium, the moon will be able to hold all PSL matches. There is no way India can beat that!”

Shireen Mazari has not tweeted anything about the Minister’s plans about going to the moon. The general public has been grateful for that for the most part.

The previous government has tried and failed to make proper contact with the Moon. Shahbaz Shairf tried to push for a plan to build the Ring road connecting Lahore to the Moon, but his plans were rejected.

Nawaz Sharif even tried to hide property there, something we found out during the Panama Leaks. Zardari’s regime did the biggest blunder though, when they sent PM Yousaf Raza Gilani with a large check. However, the check was not signed, insulting the moon people.

Let’s hope this government does a better job than the old ones.

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