Authors note: The following is a work of satire, keep your pants on will you.
The author, Hamza Ghaznavi, can be followed on Twitter at @Hamza_Ghaznavi
WTF? Even Sheru seems to be constantly barking at me these days. I’m sorry, I don’t know if it’s just me but it feels like everyone is hating on me. It’s not like I pulled a trigger or something. I’m honestly in the library most of the time if not all the time. I know you don’t hate me though, also like you kind of can’t since I literally do everything you ask of me.
People really loved me like a piece of Mclovin back then
I’m thinking of doing another dharna by the way, can I still do that? People really loved me like a piece of Mclovin back then. Those were the days. I don’t know, I was thinking we’ll have some music, some dancing or or wait we can also have a PanamaGate Anniversary?! The timing couldn’t be more perfect, also the weather isn’t bad either. We can do it at old Lahore and we can announce some upcoming Turkish dramas aswell. We’ll make it like a grand event. It’ll be a hit I know it.
Anyways kind of losing my mind here these days, thought I’ll write to you. Write back this time maybe?
P.S. check out the latest Turkish Drama we’re signing on, it’s really fun!!
Yours truly (as always),