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Army Announces 5 New DHAs To Demonstrate Operational Preparedness

Army Announces 5 New DHAs To Demonstrate Operational Preparedness

Mehreen Zahra-Malik
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With the upward revision in the threat level posed by India on the back of intelligence reports of another attack being planned against Pakistan, the Army has announced the construction of five new DHAs in a show of military might and operational preparedness.

The announcement was made in a televised press conference by the DG ISPR Asif Ghafoor clearly indicating the intent to convey the same across the border.

“Don’t mess with Pakistan!”

– reiterated Ghafoor at the presser as he pointed at the visual aids to his left displaying a collage of recently completed DHA projects.

Brick for brick

Commenting on Pakistan Army’s ability to respond in kind to any Indian misadventure Ghafoor explained that the armed forces would match India, jet for jet, bullet for bullet and brick for brick.

Next Question

Emphasising on the diverse nature of the Army’s capabilities he said, “Not only can we construct these new DHAs in record time, we do it with our own high quality ancillary inputs like rock solid cement, high quality fertiliser for the best looking lawns and populate the kitchens at the end with cornflakes and meat.”

To a question inquiring about the relevance of the construction of a housing society in armed combat Ghafoor answered, “Next question!”

Disclaimer: This is a satire piece and does not represent the views of ProperGaanda.

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